Tampons for Santorum!

20 Mar

Jezebel had a great idea. Rick Santorum clearly wants a uterus of his own. We can’t give him a uterus but we can send him some items to help care and keep one.

1 Tampon will provide protection from three to seven hours of menstruation
1 Pad will provide Rick’s new uterus with less invasive protection and overnight protection
1 Pregnancy test will let Rick know when his uterus is pregnant

Donations can be sent to Rick Santorum’s Florida campaign headquarters.
1680 Fruitville Road
Suite 102
Sarasota, FL 34236

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